NSFW Sunday: 2010 in ‘Lesbian gender’ – A BLOWOUT LESBOSEXY AMAZING | Autostraddle

Oh hi!

It’s All Of Our Finally NSFW Sunday of 2010! Do you know what this means!

IT’S TIME FOR AN ENORMOUS RETROSPECTIVE. I hope you really have your own
boyshorts on
since you don’t want to destroy that chair.

Component One:

2010 in (reasonably “Mainstream”) Lesbosexy Events

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10. Area in Rome

Like a dead-end connection, we turned up for
the lesbian intercourse
and
ended up experiencing some  feelings and whining
.

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9. The Youngsters All Are Right

Whereby Julianne Moore banged a guy and had been hitched to a girl. But
we nonetheless appreciated it
. Have a look, cuddles!

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9.

The True L Word

and also the

1st! Actually Ever! Strap-on Lesbian Intercourse Scene! On Reality television!

Showtime was super-duper stoked up about the
basic ever before lesbian band on sex world on reality tv
, featuring
Romi
and Whitney.
Romi had a statement about it
which we posted. Later on, we
questioned Whitney
because that’s just what lesbians carry out. We’ve got intercourse right after which we must talk about it a large amount.

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8. Autostraddle Calendar Women

I bet you didn’t have any idea there clearly was this lots of hot lesbians into the market through to the
Calendar ladies happened
right? You will want to
get a calendar probs
.

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7. Dark Swan

Ebony Swan provides angry chicks
and somewhat girl-on-girl activity.

[THERE was actually A PHOTO HERE HOWEVER NOW THERE IS NOT BECAUSE TWENTIETH-CENTURY FOX SAYS WE HAVE BEEN VIOLATING THEIR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY]

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6. The Runaways

The Runaways had a little bit of lesbian activity
but the major point is that the entire goddamn thing simply felt totally infused with lesbian fuel.

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5. Lady Gaga’s Telephone Audio Movie

“Tonight Lady Gaga & Beyoncé’s much-anticipated songs video clip, “phone,” premiered
. Eh, it actually was good. Kidding. It absolutely was no

Oops Used To Do it Once Again,

but alternatively –

oh that fierce bitch Gaga achieved it once again.

It absolutely was awesome! Wanna view it once again? Oh great, united states as well!”

3. Lip Service

BBC3’s hit collection lesbian show
Lip Provider
supplied ~2-5 lesbian sensuous times per occurrence.

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2. stimulated by actual L keyword, we made this:

1. Absolutely Nothing

There is absolutely no # 1. Well — are you experiencing a #1? In the event you, kindly confides in us.

One of the things that has driven all of us ridiculous all-year will be the method mainstream news hypes lesbian motion relentlessly. We discuss this at length in NEWS ALARM! Dakota Fanning Kissed a woman and preferred It!, for which we in addition get the expert viewpoints of
Heather, Dorothy, Grace additionally the Linster
from AfterEllen.

Because “lesbian” isn’t really a fetish or a method of gender. It is a noun that makes reference to homosexual women or anyone who wants to determine as “lesbian.” Key phrase? PERSON. Simply one thing to think about, patriarchy!

Component Two:

2010 in Lesbian Sex – Autostraddle-Style

The crowning time of the year ended up being certainly ”
Autostraddle isn’t a Trademark Sexual Move, Except When It Is
.” It’s nearly already been downhill since pre and post the day we said that

“there’s multiple solution to straddle a girl. Most likely still only 1 option to epidermis a cat though. Uncertain.”

Just what otherwise occurred? We got curious about
What We You Should Not Explore As Soon As We Mention Lesbian Intercourse
and therefore we started an anonymous google doctor for any group and talked about it all summertime very long!
1st we discussed covers & soles
and
after that we spoken of moisture & sexual climaxes
and then we talked about
opportunities with bad reputations
(69’ing and Scissoring, to be exact).  We later talked about pushing dilemmas including
where you can have lesbian intercourse
.

Yearly almost always there is lots of GROUNDBREAKING RESEARCH and RANDO INTERNET WRITERS revealing such things as that
females don’t need males anymore for sex
!  In Addition,
you mustn’t place rhinestone nails up some girl’s snatch!
Also, you oughtta know
tips have Safe Intercourse
and maybe should talk slightly about
polyamory and open interactions
in the event that’s up your particular street.

Becky really liked
FLESH
by Mr Flash because lesbians made out in it. You know what else we like? We in addition appreciated
these rates about lesbian gender
.

A great deal equipment therefore very little time

— we gave you a
self-help guide to purchasing a strap-on
. We considered many market’s
weirdest adult toys
and
the most effective vibrators in history
and now we recommended
bikini region
. We celebrated
Strap-On Time
and
Masturbation Month
and went along to a conference that involved giant finger-shaped sex toys, tiny snacks, Grace Chu’s digital camera, as well as the hot french girls of
Moist On Her
.

Often we enable you to give information to individuals with sex-related formspring concerns:
as soon as in November
and
when a week ago
! All of you require lots of assistance, the real deal.

Most likely one of our finest tips actually ever ended up being the

“Things Lesbians Discover Sexy”

show, which occurred in THREE ELEMENTS! THREE FULL PARTS!

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Additionally sensuous?

These
queer porn stars
and they
Genderf*cking Suicide ladies
and
these photographers which typically focus their lens on lesbosexy things
and
Courtney Trouble
, queer pornography king of this world. We are in addition super delighted that
Amos Mac’s trans pornography mag
,
Original Piping
, has-been an enormous success this year. #LIFEOFPRINT.

Not too sexy really, but hilarious?
The AVN Porn Awards
and, less funny, but also strange,
the Adult Expo.

We thought
Place in Rome
was gonna be smokin’ hot but
it had been totally strange
. Anyhow
Ebony Swan had a lesbian intercourse scene sorta that has been nice.

I assume. Nonetheless we listed
Ten Hot Lesbian Gender Scenes
…

… and investigated the lesbian sexual functions of
our favorite girl-on-girl music videos
.

A long time ago it absolutely was a Saturday-night in California and riese & bcw & taylor & kelsey got kicked out of the hot spa so the overnight the
“NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Gets Kicked Out of the Hot Tub
, which we give you advice study These Cashews alternatively, ended up being completely phoned in b/c of hangover urban area. This other time, Alex and Riese decided to go to nevada and saw a crazy
Sexual “Fantasy” Show
and cartoon-recapped it available. This additional time skip January was a student in a
Hypergender Burlesque
so we wrote about this one too.

Various other pressing issues covered in 2010:

Does Lesbian Bed Dying
Exist?

Does
The G-Spot
exist?

What exactly are
8 measures Every lady may take to have a female to fall asleep Over
?

Is
Gay Intercourse is More Developed Versus The Rest, Ever
?

Would you bear in mind
your first-time?

Do you rememeber
On All Of Our Backs,
the first/best lesbian gender mag ever?

Do you review
Ultimate Lesbian Erotica
, the
Most readily useful Lesbian Erotica of 2009
,
Being Released Erotica
and
“Most Readily Useful Butch/Femme Erotica”
? ‘Cause Laneia performed.

And of course there was clearly plenty of
Tumbling Through Lesbo Homosexy Goodness
and
Lesbian-Sexy Tumblr Alerts
, basically probs one of your favored areas of the entire shebang.

NSFW Sundays are a bit of a “group effort” and generally simply PartyinmyPants or Riese, with occasional help from lose February (right here she ratings to
Curve Magazine’s lesbian gender issue!
) and other intimate advisors.

Therefore the other time BEHIND-THE-SCENES MAGIC OPPORTUNITY Riese was actually feeling super-cranky and ULTRA bitchy as Laneia experimented with be a calming energy in the face of a tempest which is just a bit of a role-reversal but anyway, next this took place:

Riese:

Exactly what do we do in order to [the post individuals reported about from The NSFW Sunday]. Can we like remove it. Whatever I’ll remove the whole screwing article. They may be able create it for me personally. Or bring personally. Or generate income for my situation. Or rest for my situation. Or go directly to the physician for me personally, or [x] my [x] that we cannot do because Im composing this post which got from day to night so that they can all get screw on their own.

Laneia:

You must not pull any such thing. It was funny. Those people tend to be foolish. The Conclusion.

Riese:

Perhaps you could make it in the future. The NSFW Sunday. Rather than me.

Laneia:

Alright i’ll take effect on it tomorrow.

That is exactly how
Laneia wound up having to perform some NSFW Sunday
. This is actually the intro, which will be my personal second favored NSFW Sunday intro ever before:

WHAT IS SEXY. SOMETHING never NOT HARMFUL TO WORK. I don’t know, but Riese made me carry out this week’s NSFW Sunday and kid are my personal hands exhausted! HAHAHA. All of you, sorry you will findn’t much more boobies. IT’S TEGAN AND SARA’S BIRTHDAY! I am having a pale ale and contemplating strap-ons. How are you

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Okay get have intercourse or wank now!